PRESS RELEASE.
Kraft foods shareholders greet with dismay the news that an up and coming culinary powerhouse has entered the UK confectionary industry!
Shares in Baked Goods companies across the UK nosedived today with the announcement that RobsandSean have decide to enter the market.
Creative director and Head Chef Robin Southwood is on record as saying “our innovative and philanthropic baked goods par excellence will be on sale as of tomorrow” he is bullish about their prospects.
Speaking at their product launch in Isleworth West London he said “I’ve been slaving away in my experimental kitchen for weeks now perfecting the recipes for our new Kiliman-Brownies and Kili-Cookies, this is literally (figuratively) the best thing to happen in Baking since the macaroon revolution of the early 90’s”
Due to distribution network glitches their products can only be bought at point of sale, however in response to massive demand those living in the London area can arrange to pick up their order from a central location at a pre arranged time.
At the risk or editorialising I would strongly advise everyone to purchase as many of these wonderful puddings as humanly possible in the lead up to the climb.
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